Well that was fun, wouldn't you say?

I also didn't know the wench was actually a wench. Now where the hell was she hiding that all this time? Feh... I also caught sight of this thing during the infernal party. A metrosexual is it? Looks like one of those freaks you tie up and feed to giant gorilla-demons. They're better off that way.

No one died. Fucking Pity.

WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO THEY MEAN I'M LEADING THE STAFF FOR THE STUPID GATHERING!?!

You expect me to COOK MORE slop for these ungrateful little bastards?! I don't care if they dislike anymore tuna-monkey-surprise or whatever the hell they've been serving lately! WHY DO I HAVE TO DO IT?!

Damn old nagging bastards.

And who the HELL named all the livestock?! Very well. If you like to call your food Charlotte and Eduardo, that's fine with me you sick sick heathens.


(OOC: He doesn't remember it but he was the one who named them during the soup situation XD;; )

First...

LET'S BE CLEAR THAT I DO NOT HAVE A WIFE.

Second.

THIS ANTOINETTE IS NOW RENAMED AND MADE TO LUNCH. I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT..

I WILL MURDER THE BASTARD THAT CAUSED SUCH INSANITY AND GOT ME LOST IN SOME PLACE CALLED URTH. MURDER!

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Where are you MY LOVE?!?!

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Pity. They didn't get a chance to experience the fun part.

Looks like my dear hard-shelled cretins for prey have been decimated. Poor bastards.

....I always hated to share.

So it's PIGS again for the MENU! Hoo hoo ha ha ha!!!

Alright you foolish heathens who call yourselves students.

If it was yours, then you should know it was asking for it. And I did not encourage it to jump in either. HOW DARE YOU IMPLY!! It did it in it's own accord!! You should have kept a better eye on it!

So if the fucker was your pet well it looks like ( THIS )

You DO NOT appear in my kitchen without MY permission!! Human, animal, or whatever the fuck this was.

Beady eyes... never trust any bugger with beady eyes..... NEVER!!

What? It's over? About bloody time! So what do I kill murder ...cook AH SCREW IT. WHAT DO I KILL NEXT FOR YOUR LUNCH SWINES!?

That's right fools!!! RABBIT CUISINE ALL DAY!!! The only good bunny is a VERY MUCH DEAD and COOKED over an OPEN FIRE bunny!!! HOO HOO HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

What the hell is all this easter shit? Didn't these brats just give chocolates to their swine-like 'loved ones' to make them more fat just a month or so ago?! Now some mutant hare is gonna come around and bring more senseless crap?! Real rabbits run on their back paws and wield sharp big ass axes morons. Not hop around with a basket full of undeveloped chicken embryos turned to brown fat-inducing shit!

FOOLISH HOLY MAN!! If men who rise from the dead are considered sons of gods then I'd be one of THEM.


OOC NOTE: He's talking about the blade bunnies/killer bunnies that appear in the game. XD There really are axe-weilding rabbits.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Who puts VEGETABLES IN A CAN?!?!

.... that prissy thing with the hat and the giant spork is gone.

THE CREATURE HAS ELUDED ME YET AGAIN!!!

I bet there's an insider!! It's a PLOY by that LEAF WORSHIPPER and his her MINIONS!!! STOP HIDING THAT BLOODY BOAR!!!

Yeah, thanks for those, woman. I'll have you know I did something charitable to them at least.

The cafeteria has them. Feeding them to bunnies. Cute fluffy bunnies. Which will be your DINNER when EASTER hits. Another holiday you can thank your bloody POPE for!

MARC--

Active.

SEE? SEE WHAT VEGETABLE WORSHIPPING MEAT HATING INFIDELS END UP BECOMING?! That's also what you get for loving a murderous POPE who takes BLOODY enjoyment on dying and resurrecting AGAIN AND AGAIN!

FOOLS!

Guess who's back, swines!?

Looks like there's a new chef in the cafeteria... At least this one looks like he knows what he's doing. A little too prissy for the sight though to be honest.



... and I do believe I still have a date with a wild boar I left roaming around weeks ago. If someone touched it... they'll be answering to my blade!!